Sunday, November 12, 2006

Ice Cream

A penguin was driving in the desert when his car started to cough and splutter, but he managedto coax the car to the nearest garage.
On arrival at the garage, he noticed a giraffe. He asked the giraffe if he knew anything about cars? The giraffe said that he was the chief mechanic and asked, what was the problem?
The penguin told the giraffe about the problem with the car. The giraffe apologised, and said that it would be about an hour before he could look at the car, and suggested that the penguin go for something to eat in the nearby cafe .
What a good idea thought the penguin, and proceeded to the cafe. After perusing the menu he ordered a LARGE portion of vanilla ice-cream. The waitress brought the LARGE portion of vanilla ice-cream and a spoon.
"Don't be stupid said the penguin. I have flippers, not hands. How do you expect me to use a spoon?"
The penguin then proceeded to eat the ice cream with his flippers, and made quite a mess. After the penguin had finished his ice cream, he to returned to the garage, to find out about the problem with his car. He asked the mechanic what the problem was with his car?
The mechanic said "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin replied, "Fuck,No! That's vanilla ice-cream!"
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

*giggles*

NewYorkMoments said...

I LOVE this one, Badgerbob. So, any chance of you sharing some of your badger salami?

badgerbob said...

Lilith, would you consider yourself to be a fair person?
Just curious.

Nym, share? Hell, you can have the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

Now I've lost my appetite for ice cream.

Anonymous said...

yukky.

BD said...

But you still come back...

Anonymous said...

I do, for the love of badgers, misanthropes, and bayis... :D