Saturday, November 25, 2006

Assholes

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."

3 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Is this about my ex-boyfriend?

badgerbob said...

Do you mean the asshole? Or are you talking about the lawyer?

NewYorkMoments said...

The asshole. I've never dated a lawyer.