Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused.
His Mother was Jewish and his father was African-American.
So Johnny asks,"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more African-American?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure, you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home, Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more African-American?"
"What kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more native?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the damn thing."
5 comments:
Badger, that's totally not funny. You are a fucking racist.
It made me laugh, when someone sent it to me.
As for being racist, for all you know, I could be a gay, muslim, black, female, who is also a member of congress,and smokes crack on a daily basis.
What's wrong with smoking crack on a daily basis? By the way...I never did thank you---after you blasted that freak Richard he stopped haunting my blog.
:-) You're the best badger-blogger friend a badger-girl ever had.
Why Nym! How heartworming. I'm quite happy dealing with freaks.
*LOL* Badger, I get freaky reading your comments and their puns! *LOL*
Sometimes they are better than the jokes themselves! This one is hilarious!
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