One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny." I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake."To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. Say! What kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny."I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
The snake felt the bunny up, and he said,"Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny !"
Then the bunny said,"I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine him. When he was finished, the snake asked,"Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
The bunny replied,"You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls...
You must be a lawyer."
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If the snake were really a lawyer, he would have been digesting the bunny before it had a chance to say anything.
The snake is too nice to be a lawyer. A lawyer may talk politely but his innate nastiness takes over and he would have swallowed up the bunny while checking it out.
And without balls? Lawyers without balls? They have the biggest balls ever. But their balls ae black from their nasty deeds!
Wow! You guys must really hate us lawyers.
No way!!! The bunny must have been talking to the guy from this post: http://highdesertdiva.blogspot.com/2006/10/diva-does-drama.html
???? I checked that link and visited that blog.???? I don't get it.
me either...
My God! The guy the post is about is a slimy, spineless, ball-less snake!
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