A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself
tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded.
"Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that?"
I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
The woman replied,
"That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after
she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
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7 comments:
I thought she was going to suggest a threesome.
Is that what you would have done?
Not with a homeless woman.
What if she lived in a cardboard box, and had a regular doorway spot that was exclusively hers? That means she would have a roof over her head , and a window at each end of the box. So technically, she would have a home.
So, would ya? Hunh? Would ya?
I don't eat homeless pussy.
Now this is a funny one !
Very good...
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