Friday, October 13, 2006

Rednecks And Chickens

Two rednecks met on a dusty country road. One of them was carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."
"Chickens, eh?" said the other guy.
"Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"
"Heck," said the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."
The other one scratched his head, thought for a moment, and said, "Umm...... five?"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder if rednecks have blond hair...

Anonymous said...

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NewYorkMoments said...

Bayi, I'll bet even your pubes are blond.

Anonymous said...

NYM

Hehe... I did not mean to offend you but I just couldn't resist a generic jibe. I knew I risked ruffling some feathers with this one.

Anticipating your righteous indignation, I had my pubes dyed blond. *sigh* I hope everyone's happy.

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morbid misanthrope said...

See, that's why math is bullshit. It's too fucking difficult.

badgerbob said...

What is with this fucking spammer?
Every message reeks of illiteracy.
It has to be the same idiot. I wish I could reach into the computer , and rip his spleen out.

NewYorkMoments said...

Sure they sound illiterate. Because whoever is leaving spam is not a native English speaker.