One day, a tough looking biker burst into a saloon, strutted up to the bar, grabbed the bartender by his shirtfront, and growled,"Gimme a fuckin beer!"
He gulped it down, turned to the people at the left end of the bar, and growled, "All you down there... You're all a bunch of cock suckers!"
It got real quiet for a moment, and then the biker growled again, "gimme another fuckin beer"!
He downed the second beer and turned to the patrons on the right side of the bar, and swore, "You're all a bunch of stupid mother fuckers."
The bar got dead quiet, and suddenly a tall skinny guy on the right side stood up.
The biker growled, "Where the fuck do you think you're going?"
The tall skinny guy replied, "Sorry but I just realized, I'm on the wrong side of the bar."
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It's always a good thing to be self-aware.
I was just wondering where the biker was going to turn to after yet another fuckin' beer.
Well at least he knew better than to be a mother fucker hahahahaah
So everyone at the bar is either a mother fucker or a cock sucker. Well, at least almost all. Do you realize the bartender has been excluded. Bet he'll offer the biker two mugs the next time!
Mugs?Did you say mugs? No self-respecting biker would ever drink from a mug! It's a bottle or a can, but never from a glass or a mug!
honkie2, that's pretty funny. What did you do with honkeie#1? Is he on a mission somewhere, or have you killed him as a sacrifice to the demon gods?
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