A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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A joke AND a history lesson. Nice. Although, no one has come back from the dead after three days since Jesus, so I don't think the guy had anything to worry about. I wonder how much it would have cost to have the woman cremated.
I heard this one before. Except it was the husband who died.
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