In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step!
About this time, a large redneck who was standing behind, her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the man and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are! "
The redneck smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.."
7 comments:
LMAO!!
BadgerBob...you're THAT redneck???
What a bitchy tease.
Jill, welcome back to the comment section.
Nym, looks like you have me there.
Morb, you may have just come up with a new hair style. If you act quick, you may be able to get a slot on "american inventor", or whatever that new show is called.
Wax, I often have my fly unzipped in crowds, and when I call attention to it, the woman typically denies it. It has become an epidemic of gigantic proportions.
Wal willow, the last time i was driving my monster truck, it was filled with full beer bottles, that were in the process of being emptied, the music was loud, and the large gun was being discharged.
Now, at the request of some local law officials, the boombox is bungied onto the bicycle, the soda pop is in the water holder, and the squirt gun is safely tucked in the waistband.
Best regards from NY! » » »
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