Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave, so I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY", then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY", and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the fuck, are you doing ?"
I told him that I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and relax for a couple of days, and get your head back on straight.".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my blonde co-worker began following me out the door, the Boss asked her, "... just where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

4 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

But how do you know she was a "real" blonde?

badgerbob said...

nym, you mean that women actually try to hide this?

Willow, this stressed out badger would like to get a grip on an ax handle, and chop you down. A chainsaw would be much more fun, but would be to quick.
It begs that old philosophical question,"Does a willow tree scream in the forest, if nobody is around to hear, after badgerbob has chopped it down, and run away laughing?"

NewYorkMoments said...

Oh Badgerbob...it makes my pink parts tingly when you use a chainsaw.

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