Thursday, January 26, 2006

Brokeback Mountain

One day, two cowboys were riding the range, and checking fences, when they came across a sheep, with its head stuck in the fence. The first cowboy , got off his horse, walked over, screwed the sheep, pulled up his pants, got back on his horse, and lit a cigarette.
The other cowboy just stared at him ,in total shock.
"Sorry ," said the first cowboy, "Do you want to have a go?"
The second cowboy thought about it for a moment, smiled and said, "Allright".
He got off his horse, pulled down his pants, hobbled over to the fence, stuck his head in it and said,
"Well, come on then!"

3 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

I hope the sheep didn't have crabs.

badgerbob said...

Nym, sound like you've had them before?

Wax. Strange name for a lion. Why not paper?

NewYorkMoments said...

Only for dinner.