Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Pregnancy

A woman went to the doctor's office where a young new doctor examined her. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out screaming, and ran down the hallway.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. She told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. He then marched down the hallway to the first doctor and demanded, "What's the matter with you?!! Mrs. Smith is 62 years old. She has four grown children, seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!
"The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

3 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

And it would have worked, too, if not for the massive heart attack she suffered while trying to give herself and abortion.

Jillian said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NewYorkMoments said...

It's stories like these that make it all worth the $200,000 student loan that the new doctor took out for medical school.