One day, a woman says to her husband, that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them."
"How does that make them bigger?", she asks.
"I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."
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So, is it actually the cheeks of her ass, or has her o-ring stretched? Is her bunghole the size of a cavern? Maybe she's just a messy shitter.
er... i dont get it..
ditto to what nym said
Did the plastic surgeon get it all wrong and operated on her ass when she went for a boobs job?
Just chalk it up to male logic.
badgerbob -- I think you're right about that male logic thing, because I got this joke right away. Her ass is now gestating two, massive, ham-shaped tumors. Hilarious.
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