Wednesday, April 04, 2007

America's Smartest Woman

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die" So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The 2ND passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former US President, a NY State Senator, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the Democratic party needs me, and my liver still has some good years left." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4Th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5Th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, so as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman just jumped out of the plane with my school backpack."

2 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

If only that were true. Of course, knowing Hillary, she'd probably bounce and land on her feet while simultaneously raising another few million for her presidential campaign.

badgerbob said...

Uh, yeah!