Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Ten Steps To A Cleaner Toilet

This is a great efficient way to clean your Toilet. Follow the following steps:

1)Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2)Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3)In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
4)You may need to stand on the lid.
5)The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
6)Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
7)Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
8)Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
9)The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
10)Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Please note: A small dog can also be used.

3 comments:

Compoholics said...

Lol, what would you recommend, a long or short haired cat... Long will give it a noce shine but I think that short stubby hair will give it a deeper clean...

badgerbob said...

A tough decision, but if faced with such a dilema, I would throw them both in.

NewYorkMoments said...

Shame on you! Small dogs canNOT be used. However, I would like to try this with my neighbor's cats.