Taxidermy

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansaa and orders a white

wine.


Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and

the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around

here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"


The guy says, "I'm from Upstate New york."


The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Upstate New York?"


The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."


The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell

is a taxidermist?"


The guy says "I mount animals."


The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's

OK boys, he's one of us!"