IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON........ you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they call them managers.
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You also forgot
In prison you get fucked up the ass
At work you get fucked up the ass
That's so depressing, I think I'll hang myself in the boss' office after work today.
Nym, and are you happy with your job?
Morb, do you plan on framing your boss for it?
I wrote a whole fucking rant about work this morning. You know they're really fucking shafting you when you wake up at 5:30am on a Saturday morning to rant about work on you blog. Fuck-that's some sick shit.
I was wondering if you had quit writing or not. It's been a few days since your last post. I also was up very early this morning. Except my problem was bullit related. Damn racoons ate my brother!! How come morbid's never around when I need a drink?
Badgerbob, you seem to have the same small and devious mind as your criminal friend, Weasel Wesley. Does he also scamper through backyards like you do wearing stained underwear and smelling like a sewer?
Willow, how do you know my underwear have stains? More importantly, and slightly creepier, how do you know what they smell like???
Top ten reasons why Wesley WeaselKiller prefers guns to women:
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10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22
9. You can keep one gun at home and keep another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun, he'll probably let you try it out a few times .
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally, every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND the number 1 reason a gun is favored over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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