Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least
triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle
it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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This is a very one-sided plan. We women like to see naked men. There should be some flights for women & some flights for men.
If the muslims were snuffed out, they wouldn't have to fly anyway.
Yes, you do have a point, BUT!,first you have to get a woman elected president.(Fist you get the power, next you get the money,then you get the chicks.)
Also, I should remind you that a good percentage of your gender, also play for the other team, and they too would be happy to see female strippers.(I meant stewardess, er... flight attendants)
Would you like a job audition???
Me? A flight attendant? Meh.
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