The 1st kind of sex, is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex, is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex, is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex, is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have beenwith your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex, is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind of sex, is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front ofeveryone.
Don't forget the 7th kind, called Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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Does this mean you don't want to marry me?
Just name the place and time.
poor.
not true! I lead a very rich life, filled with an abundance of nuts and seeds.
Badgerbob, it took you FOREVER to answer me! I'm going to have to think about it for a while now...
Isn't your life also filled with squirrel meat?
I was out squirrel hunting, and unavailable to comment.
Very funny post Badgerbob. I had to stop by and say hello as you are such a dedicated fan on my girl NYM. What type of sex do you have then? ;-)
quite funny on second reading
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