Monday, August 07, 2006

Speakin Hillbilly

Aig - What a hen lays

Arn - Ma's tard of arnin clothes

Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

Bub - the light bub done burned out

Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

Chiny - country over in Asia

Deppity - He heps out the shurf

Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

Fanger - What you put your rang on

Grain - She was grain with envy

Hail - Where bad folks go

Laig - Most folks have two of them

Lather - What you climb up

Misrus - Married Woman

Nar - Opposite of wide

Nayk - Your head sets on it

Orrel - My car needs an orrel change

Pank - A light red color

Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts

Rat - Do it rat now

Salary - A stringy vegetable

Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

Tho - Tho me the ball

Worsh - Go worsh your face

Yurp - A continent overseas

2 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

There's a whole part of my dad's family that goin' hillbilly. How embarassing.

morbid misanthrope said...

Rednecks may not be the smartest people in the world, but at least they wotch out fer they kin ... oftentimes with firearms.