One day, there was a lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eagerly showing it off to his colleagues; when all of the sudden, an eighteen wheeler appeared out of nowhere, and tore off the driver's side door, with him standing right there.
"NOOO!" he screamed. He knew that no matter which mechanic tried to fix it, it would never be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RIPPED OFF BY SOME CRAZY TRUCK DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed.
"Your a lawyer, aren't you?" stated the policeman.
"Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked.
"HA! You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm was missing did you?" the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his arm and screamed, "MY ROLEX!"
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I believe you know this is my kind of joke. *LOL*
I love the reactions of my lawyer friends whenever I tell this one!
Jaguars are junk anyway.
That cop must have seen this happen to a lot of lawyers. If I knew where this place was I'd hang out there just to watch lawyers lose limbs.
And I'd just hangout there to collect their Rolexes. *LOL*
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