Thursday, August 17, 2006

Elevators

One day, an Amish boy and his father were visiting the city. While looking for a restroom, in the lobby of an office building, they were amazed upon seeing two shiny, silver walls that would part and then close back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father watched wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them. The walls closed, swallowing her up, and the boy and his father looked on, while small numbered circle above the walls lit up. After a few moments, the circles began to light up, in reverse order. The walls opened up again, and a beautiful young woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Boy, Go get your mother."

3 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Does it do penis enlargement, too?

morbid misanthrope said...

I was just as confused the first time I saw an elevator. Anything more advanced than an escalator is obviously witchcraft.

Anonymous said...

The father should have just got in himself. If he comes out of the lift looking young and handsome, he could have all the chicks he wants.

On the other hand, if the wife greatly improves her looks, she might just dump him for better prospects!