Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"
The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."
The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"
The first says, "That?s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant
5 comments:
That's like when I asked this guy what time it was and he said, "Half-past." I said, "Half-past what?" He looked at me funny and said, "Half-past the hour!" So I broke his nose and took his watch.
So, were these chicks lesbians?
I stay away from those bastards... or try to.
They're probably not from that Immodium commercial... "Four hours in a balloon? What about my diarrhea?!"
They were lucky the fog came again. They managed to escape an invoice for the useless advice.
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