Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Detectives

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his PROFILE."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

8 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

At least she followed instructions and thought really hard about her stupid answer.

badgerbob said...

Willow, I would say welcome back, but....
And that's no way to talk to Newyorkmoments!!

Pantyhose Diaries said...
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NewYorkMoments said...

Ooops...

Anonymous said...

Another blonde moment, Bob? :) They aren't that bad, you know. :)The policeman believed, even if it was only momentarily, that the third blonde saw something he didn't.

badgerbob said...

bayi, I happen to be a big fan of blondes...and redheads, and brunettes, etc, etc.....

Anonymous said...

I am reminded of the univerality of your beliefs. Like you, I like them all and embrace the likes of them as they are!

Shall we move on to lawyers again?

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the typo. "universality" in Line 1.