One morning, a woman was standing in front of her bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that.
Her husband, looking on with disinterest, remarked; "your butt is the size of a 3-burner barbeque!"
Later that evening, tucked away cozy in bed, he leaned over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully; "How about it?"
She replied,"It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for half a sausage now, is it?"
3 comments:
Half a sausage is better than none - Redneck proverb.
One of these people is going to burn the house down while the other is asleep inside.
Why buy the pig for just 3 ounces of sausage?
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