There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
"She told me to, get out from under the bed, and fight like a man.
9 comments:
What a wimp. He must be one of those new sensitive men. I bet he loves to scrapbook and have the occasional cry.
He must have insisted on going to the bar despite his wife's invitation for him to drink his beer at home like a good boy.
I love a man who dusts under the bed.
Morb, he probably knits also.
Bayi, huh?
Nym, How about a man who lives under your bed?
Badger
Continuation from the last joke. :)
control is an illusion.
this wife probly has more testosterone than the git she married.
Neko, I am now going to conduct an experiment, where I am going to control your mind. Over the next 72 hrs, you are going to find that you feel the urge to return to this site, and leave comments, although you have no idea why.
You will learn that control is not an illusion, and that you have the power to make anyone do anything you want.
Stay tuned for part deux.
**must... use ... jedi mind powers ... to combat... evil**
It's no use . Iam as evil as it gets.
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