A guy on safari is hacking his way through the jungle when he comes across a clearing and sees a dead elephant and a 3ft 6 inch pygmy standing next, to it looking really pleased with himself. The guy asks him if he has killed the elephant to which the pygmy replies 'yes',
the guy then asks him how he killed it to which the pygmy replies 'with my club'.
The guy then asks him how big his club is to which the pygmy replies
'well there are 120 of us in it'.
Anything and everthing.
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5 comments:
Holy shit, Badgerbob. This is the first time you've ever posted a groaner.
Nah! I've done that before. If it makes me chuckle, I post it.
BTW, have you given up on posting on your blog??? Blogger burnout???
I'm just surprised the pygmy spoke English.
i suppose they smothered the poor elephant?
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