A Husband is a man who:
-gave up privileges he never knew he had.
-is spouse-broken.
-lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness.
-made a wrong turn in lovers' lane.
A Wife is a woman who:
-can dish it out but can't cook it.
-dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
-has a made-up face, serves heated-up dinners, charges-up bills, and has a fed-up husband.
-is a dish-jockey.
-is a husband's bitter half.
-sticks with her husband through all the troubles he would never have had if he hadn't married her in the first place.
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A wife is a woman who:
Should be damn thankful her husband is a Methodist and not a Muslim, otherwise he'd be praising Allah and kicking her around the mud hut when she makes a crappy dinner.
...or dousing her with parafin and setting her on fire..
I don't know Morb,Some of those Methodists are wild and crazy guys.
Neko,have you tried this. It sounds like fun.
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