A guy and girl meet at a Bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They Party all night and at the end, decide to go back to his place . Once there, they get passionate and start to make out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed, and gets under the covers of the bed, waiting for the guy who is now coming out of the bathroom.
The guy struts in, whips off his clothes, but stops with just his shorts left. He reaches into his pants pocket an pulls out a magic marker and hands it to her.
She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for? .... Are you some kinda pervert?"
He looks at at her, drops his shorts, and grins.
She smiles, her eyes now wide, and staring in disbelief at his penis which hangs more that halfway to his knees.
She then hears him say, "Your gonna have to draw the line somewhere baby".
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7 comments:
Isn't that an Aerosmith song?
"The long and winding rod...oops, road!"
How did he know she couldn't take it all?
Morb, did you mean Hairy Smith?
Bayi, sounds like you are daydreaming. About what, I wonder?
Nym, are you saying that you could?
potentially...
Allrighty-then!!!
Mukky...
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