Sunday, September 09, 2007

Parrots Part IV

One day, a lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot, on display, spoke up and said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"
The lady was at first shocked, and then became furious, but continued on her way.
On the way back home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"
She was so angry and incredibly annoyed, that she went into the store and told the manager that she was going to sue the store, and have the bird killed.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot.
"Hey, lady!" it said.
"Yes?"
"You know."

2 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Smart parrot.

morbid misanthrope said...

I thought the parrot was going to say, "Hey, lady! You're fat, too." That is one clever bird.