One day, a father was watching his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled, as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He saw that she was watching two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked."
They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Long-legs," her father answered.
"Well, is the other one a Mommy Long-legs?
He laughed to himself at such a cute and innocent question, then replied "No dear. Both of them are DaddyLong-legs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment. Then she took her foot and stomped them flat, and said,
"Well, we're not having Any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden.
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...Ten years later he sees her flash her tits to some dirty old men in a Girls Gone Wild video...
Have you done this?
If she were really opposed to homosexuality, she would have dropped a big rock on those sinful spiders like Allah commands.
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