Monday, April 09, 2007

Six Shots Of Vodka

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.
The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"
"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.
The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka.
"What now?" asked the bartender.
"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.
The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka.
"Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.
The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."

3 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

I suppose the bartender will know the man himself is gay when he comes in and orders six appletinis.

NewYorkMoments said...

But was her lover gay?

badgerbob said...

I believe she was a necropheliac.