In a recent interview, forced upon me by a rabid female fan, wielding a rusty beer can, I had to endure a barrage of questions, and was coerced into posting my responses. Fortunately for me, Willow can no longer read,....but a promise is a promise.
Q. What's the fastest way to a badger's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why do men always want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes a dog chase a car they have no intention of driving.
Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A. Mace will do that to you.
Bonus Question
Q. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A. No one is tall enough to go on the rides.
4 comments:
There's no Disneyland in Mexico, either. Or the Phillippines.
That's because there are no Mexicans in mexico, they are all in California.
And the Mexicans in California don't like Disneyland. They prefer to push each other around in wheelbarrows at Home Depot.
This google blogger change is crap. I can leave a comment on my blog, but can't publish anything, or get any service from these fuckers.
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