Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year- old who knocks everyone's
socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm
and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they
corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to
marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
3 comments:
Way to go, Bob. I hope he doesn't leave her any money in his will. He should leave his money to a charity that strives to give gold-digging women breast cancer.
Genius!
tragic.
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